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    Cam Belt change ( Cost ? )

    I am in the process of getting quotes for a Cam Belt change and an 80,000 mile service. I have an Allroad 2.5 TDi 02 plate and i know that this work is going to cost me a few quid. I have just recieved this e-mail quote from an Independant Specialist who is quite local to me ...... I...
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    The Welsh Farmer

    A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day,when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man,"Paidwch yfed yr dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi" (don't drink the water, it's not nice)...
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    Caught speeding

    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's registration documents for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I...
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    Ricky Gervais - Microsoft "training videos"

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9076288729387457440 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=959125392868390030 Microsoft unhappy at Gervais leak Ricky Gervais The Office ended in the UK after two series and a Christmas special Software giant Microsoft has said it is...
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    Speaker options

    I have just fitted a JVC KD-LHX601 Head unit to my 2002 Allroad and am looking at replacing the factory speakers with something a little better. The factory Sub worked with the After-market Clarion thet the JVC replaced but does not work with the JVC. No great loss i know, but, i do notice...
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    Properties of a Woman

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    Drawing The Dole money

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing Dole. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who...
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    Crossing over from BMW

    Hi all. After 4 BMW`s i have now become an Audi owner. I have never had any problems with BMW but fancied a change and have now got myself an 02 Allroad 2.5 tdi. The verdict so far......... Overall, i am very happy with the Allroad, the extra space is very welcome and driving a not so common...
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