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hi guys, im changing my A3 front brake pads on my car and im having a few problems, first question... im looking at them but how do i loosen them to get them out?? do i need a special tool? :shrug:

tramp walks into a pub with a smile on his face, barman says what are you so happy about well says tramp. i live by the rail road tracks, and last night i found a woman tied to the tracks, i cut her Free,and we spent the night shagging. barman says did she give you a blow job, no says the tramp...

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SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS!!!: Alan Shearer has announced that next years shirt sponsor of Newcastle United will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax has said "To sponsor a bunch of cnuts going through a bad period is exactly what our company is about" :arco:

they both went down after trying to take a little Phillipino in the ring! :scared2:

Q Why do men pay more for car insurance? A Because women don't get blow jobs while driving. Q Why do women call it PMS? A Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q Whats the height of conceit? A Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q Whats so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A You know...

ive seen alot of these types of threads on her lately, but my question(s) is, can i get a wastegate or dump valve for my 1998 1.9 tdi??? if so, where abouts can i get them from?? ive been looking around for places this past week but i can seem to find one that would fit... lastly, whats...

Hi everyone, just to let all who maybe interested, that the Stansted VW show is on Saturday 18th April website is here for all to check out - www.elementalvw.org.uk it looks set to be a good one this year held at stansted mountfitchet school, its got live bands and a heated marquee beer tent...

well my mates dad went out to dubai to do work.... i never really asked what he was doing out there as my mate never really spoke about it, but the other day my mate says tht his dad is helping out with the build of the new F1 track in Abu Dhabi, which is pretty funky in itself, but he continues...

Just been done by the police. according to the law, wrapping my **** in the beano and wanking, doesnt count as comic relief man goes out in his hot air balloon and gets totally lost in the irish countryside, hours later he sees paddy below him and shouts "hey you down there,where am i ?!"...

ok peeps! Im new to audi related stuff! Dont really understand vagcom. Can someone please explain to me vagcom, how it works and the beneifts of using it and what its used for. Thankyou:arco:

What a film... its briliant, Clint Eastwood is sooo good. The car is gorgeous too

so ive just recently got a new(to me) A3, but ever since ive owned it, about a week and a bit now and it seems everywhere i go i see loads of other audi's.... granted i do live literally a stones throw away from standsted audi... but im seeing even more A3s, A4s and A6s than i usually do. Does...

A Melbourne radio station conducted a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing public moment in a listener’s life. Here are the final four. 4th Place While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy & started to run amuck. I was finally able...

Just going to change my oil and replace the oil filter and wondering, How many litres of oil does it take to fill an A3?? Seb :arco:

Not sure where to post this but whilst coming home on the m11 this afternoon in the glorious sunshine i thought id stretch the cars legs, first time since i had it. so i did. after a few miles i slowed down to traffic speed, about 75ish... then i went to overtake a car and noticed the turbo...

Hey everyone this is my other car asides from my A3, its a 1967 (TAX FREE!!) 1641cc twin carb, lightened flywheel tuned exhaust beetle! max speed of 90mph!!:racer: haha but i love it! it also has a better sound system than my audi too! :arco:

What do you call Postman Pat on the dole? Pat Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy England's relationship with Wales is based on trust and understanding..... they don't trust us and we don't understand them Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run...

Having recently got a racing flywheel in my vw bug, im now thinking of lightened the flywheel in my a3 being a diesel, its pretty torquey anyway, but anyone know of places i can take my flywheel to be lightened? and whats peoples opinions on getting a lightened flywheel in an A3...

Hi all, im sebastian, im 21 amd am new to the audi scene, so to speak. i will be picking up a 98' 1.9 tdi A3 this coming week sometime and i also own a 1967 beetle too. So ello everyone:salute: