Recent content by monkey_lewis

been on here quite a while although i dont post much still look at whats going on and what im missing out on... anyway after missing karting for so long i decided i wanted to get away from it as the politics was starting to get to me and i wanted to go cars anyway... so was looking at the car...

Well done audi!!!

Morning and welcome also come from essex but live in canvey :-)

Doesnt have abs its a 97 diesel lol

Come outta work and its ******* down... Outta work onto the round about, slow down change to second toodle round and... The back steps out on me!! Fuuuuck!!! Its never done that before!!! Tried everything to correct it but just clipped amco on the inside and... Headlight, indicator and grill...

nice toilet light switch.... i have that problem on lates at work... its not fun at all, all i do is screw up balls of paper and lob them over the toilet wall hoping to the light to switch on... if all else fails i can find my a*se (sometimes) and have to do a stevie wonder wipe...

right, forums... not this one so much but if you put something on a forum, for instance i asked on the saxo forum does anyone know of an ecu that can switch maps quickly whilst running, its for racing perposes and was thinking of having a switch on first so when im in first its a progessive map...

I got those wheels someone sed they were rs tt's... Rs4's ive now learnt :-)

Rs4 at the end of the day itll always be an rs so fingers crossed therell always be a market for it at the end...

People that after theyve pulled out infront at the last possible minute, then continue to dawdle along....

Its really a 2 man job one goes inside and hard on the brake and the other undoes the nipple if it shoots out then theres no air there imediately, do nipe up before comming off brake and repeat a few times, if it doesnt spray then theres air in there, it usually comes out in bursts like fluid...

Saw this on fb this morning youd tagged harris, i assume im in the local area of you ill keep my eye out for anything i see, good luck

Last taxi i took was cus was over the limit and werent even gonna think about risking it... He took the long way back hoping to get extra money from me i think the fare was about 22quid so i threw him 20quid and told him to go f*ck himself for being a greedy ****!!!

So crude yet so funny!!!

Karma's a biatch aint she!!!