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Apparently when his girlfriend's family buried their daughter, there was a touching poem read out as the coffin was lowered... "Roses are lovely, Violets are glorious, Don't try to sneak up on Oscar Pistorius"

His defense attorney is applying for bail. -They claim that he can't run! ...(Honestly! -You can't make this stuff up!)

Police report from Oscar Pistorius' house: "When asked to explain the body in his house, the suspect appeared to be stumped"

-According to his attorney, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

When John and Mary first got married John said, “I am a sex addict and I’m putting a box under the bed to help control my addiction. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage Mary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary...

Might need a bit more information... -Hatchback or Sportback? For Sportback, search out the insructions for fitting the Votex rear spoiler... they've got a full description of how to remove the clips... and yes, there are clips. For hachback, I don't know.

Repeat offender perhaps? This is my little criminal: ...He just got busted for four ounces of catnip... then they found twenty razor sharp claws concealed about his person... He'll be doing a mandatory five unless he can get a good lawyer!

It's a joke-grenade. It's set for a 30-second delay!

For our ninth date, I thought that we should do something exciting instead of just going out to dinner, like we did the first eight times.... -So I took her to see the new Batman movie... ...It was awesome! Our dates this far can be summarized as follows: 1) Dinner 2) Dinner 3) Dinner...

Reflective sunshade:

Roof OPEN function doesn't operate and isn't available on most model years. Close? certainly. Windows open & close? -Absolutely. But not the roof. Now... Tinted? -Yes. Absolutely. I aded Llumar 35% tint to mine. -ESSENTIAL in Florida. -Also I made a set of reflective insulating sunshades to...

..You can't use ANY poscode in the US... laoriously-entered-street-address only over here. However, The RNS-E scores over the Concert/Symphony radio insofar as call waiting shows up on the screen, as well as incoming caller info etc. -The SD card is MUCH better sounding than the factory iPod...

Not cool. Birds are in agony.

Make sure that your condensate drain isn't blocked. There's no one 'it's always this' fix; this problem could be a number of related reasons, but they're all based around the growth of moldy bacteria on or around the chiller coil behind the dash. One cause: -If your drain blocks up, the water...

Bose. "Better sound through marketing" Branding. Don't buy in.