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  1. bravepilot

    HELP - can anyone obtain Sportback rear parking sensors?

    Hi All, Going to re-post this here as have had no joy in classified section. Can anyone get hold of an audi rear parking sensor for me. I have a 2004 Sportback in akoya silver - would be good to get sensor sprayed same colour before I install it. Is there anyone out there who can help...
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    Bad post through the letter box

    After almost 5 months of waiting, I have recieved my court summons last Saturday. Hearing is a week Friday, just less than a week before I move home and leave my current job to set up my own business! Nothing I don't deserve of course, but was secretly hoping they had forgotten about me...
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    mongolian VD

    An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his "tool" covered with bright green and purple freckles. Horrified, he...
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    Urgent - Missing!!!

    >URGENT - MISSING > > > > > > > >URGENT - MISSING > > > > >ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY > >ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN'' > >IF YOU SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S F***ING JULY
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    New ATM machines

    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when...
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    You know those massive bars of Cadburys chocolate, well...

    ... You can really tell I work in an office predominantly with women. We had one of those enormous bars of Fruit and Nut in our fride on Wednesday, and I just started fancying a nibble, only to discover that the WHOLE thing has already been gobbled up! :asskicking:
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    It's all a bit quiet out there today...

    Where is everyone today??? HELLO...... hello....... ECHO....... Echo...... echo......
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    Caught by the police doind 102mph

    HELP! I was caught yesterday by a camera in a police car that averaged my speed at just over 102mph. Needless to say, I know I should not have been doing that speed. but it's too late for that now. The policeman said it is an instant dissqualification ovr 100mph and a court hearing. So...
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    Lance & Diana

    Lance & Diana made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife….. After a long happy life, Lance was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Diana Diana." "Is that you, Lance?"...
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    Picture of storm the night 28-06-05

    Anyone else have a storm quite like this?:
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    Funny Signpost graffiti

    ... made me laugh anyway
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    Glad I didn't go to Glasto this weekend

    BBC Linky It's a little bit wet!
  13. bravepilot

    New Polo

    May have already been posted, so sorry if it has, but anyone got any opinions on the new Polo... particularly interested in opinions from peeps who have driven one? Also, new Golf Plus... bit of an oddity, why have VW put this one out?
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    Anybody recommend a good home air-con machine??

    I'm starting to get strange looks as I go to sleep at night in my climate controlled A3 on my drive 'cause the house is just too hot to sleep in...
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    Top Gear's Top Tune...

    Okay, so I was most distraught that Meat Loaf was topping the Top Gear table of all time driving tunes... I think we should all mae a concerted effort to knock it off its top spot. Anyone got any really great suggestions, then perhaps we can all submit the same tune and make sure it gets up...
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    latest Paris Hilton video

    Paris Hilton Video Click here for the latest
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    Latest ring-tone, better than crazy frog

    Latest Ringtone <font color="red"> WARNING: </font> Sensitive viewing if at work, and there's sound (of course)!!!!!
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    All about age... a bit of Friday fun

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids >in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because >our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which >was promptly chewed and licked. >We had no childproof lids on...
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    Lunch break relaxation

    To RELAX, CLICK HERE
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    So, when does it become automatic?

    Hi all, sorry I've not been posting for a while, I have actually been doing work [shock, horror!] I have a quick question though, my wife is thinking of getting an auto driving licence rather than the full shabang, but what does this entitle her to drive? Does DSG count as it doesn't have a...
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