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Well, been busy getting my 80 from this to this So whaddya think?

I can't seem to get any power above 4.5k when driving on the motorway. Usually I can get to 70mph with no probs in 4th gear,now it struggles in 5th. Any ideas? The car is a 98' 1.8 20v non turbo.

Well, gave mine a quick whizz with a machine polisher at the weekend. Let me know what you think.

Audi owners club open day at Stirling Audi. Pop down if you can for a wee peek at a few nice cars, some banter ad possibly some bacon rolls. Sat 4th of August about 10am onwards.

A virile, young Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled...

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my...

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me...

You’d love to say out loud at work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate...

GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys . The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00AM . The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at...

A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: Can we have sex ?" No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says "I can tell you...

This is quite funny!!! The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs Attn: Entrepreneurs Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world, you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected, as other's see it and not just as you think...

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -...

1)THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN >>Before the age of 16, a female is like North Korea. Only a few weirdos > want >>to go there and they end up in prison. >> >>Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, >>naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. >> >>Between...

These are really from Chinese films, No ****! I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way Quiet or I'll blow your throat up I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! Fatty, you...

:hi: Anyone else from Scotland here?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" " Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any...

Hi people, I've just joined so I thought I'd say hello so here goes, Hello :hi: