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Hi. Are there any bathroom fitters or plumbers who know what make and model this shower unit is? The door hanger has snapped so the rollers don’t sit straight on the rails. The unit is about 5-6 years old Thanks Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

I hired a car for 6 days through Rentalcars.com. They’ve been great in the past; good prices and they provide ‘full cover’. I go to collect the car at the centre and I must admit Im already in holiday mode and far too relaxed for my own good. They go through the breakdown putting a line...

Does anyone know any good mountain biking trails in Surrey. Our usual jaunt is blue into red, with a bit of off piste and back into blue at Swinley Forest. It’s really handy because it’s only 4-5 miles from the house, but I fancy a change. Any thoughts. Thanks Sent from my iPad using...

It’s a sort of farewell for now. I thought it was going to be Audi for life after ownership for the last 16 years, but I’ve just sold my last one!! It was sheer disappointment that my A4 2.0T S-Line was the most unreliable car I ever bought, so It was swapped for an E350 AMG Sport. I’ve had...

"A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a...

Hi All I am selling our manual 2.6 V6 Audi Convertible in Europa Blue on a 1996 plate. Just under 134k on the clock. This was our two year stop gap, but we loved it so much, we’ve had it for 6 years! - It runs well - Electric roof operates fine - rear screen is in good condition - I’ve...

I’m thinking about doing a road trip; family of four with two boys 14 and 10 by the time we go next year. Yosemite, San Fran, Los Angeles and possibly Las Vegas springs to mind. Anyone got any suggestions and routes we could take. Thanks. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

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We’ve got two boys, the eldest being 13 going on 14 in April. Ever since he started secondary school he’s had to be pretty independent. Both my wife and I work full time so he often lets himself in to the house from school although the vast majority of times we see him leave. We are always...

I listen to music more than I watch TV so I always like to buy sound systems that suit my budget and taste. The thing is since kitting my house out with Sonos, I have moved away from hard media, relying on digital whether it’s on a memory stick for the cars or streamed. I have a pair of Bose...

A girl visits her doctor and tells him she has terrible discharge. "Ok, take your knickers off and lets check it out" he says. She drops her knickers and he has a feel around. He says "How does that feel?" She says "****** wonderful but the discharge is from my ear!" Sent from my iPad using...

A wife comes home early to find her husband f***ing a midget. "You promised me you wouldn't cheat on me again!" she screamed. "Calm down will you" he replied. "Can't you see I'm trying to cut down!" Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

I was standing at a urinal earlier today and next to me was a midget also having a ****. I noticed he kept winking at me like crazy. Disturbed by this, I said "Are you gay? Do you fancy me or something?" He replied "No you’re splashing in my f***ing eyes!" Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

We are driving to the South of France in August, then heading to Girona Spain for a week before returning home. We are looking to stay close to Nice for a couple of days because We want to go to Cannes, Monaco and Nice. Any suggestions on what to go and see. Thanks

I’m looking for a smart TV to replace my existing Sony 55inch 4K unit. I’ve had it for a year and it’s driving me mental. The unit itself is really nice and picture quality good, but the Android operating system is bunk! It’s got to the point where it crashes and reboots every day. Any...

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My wife was in a mad rush this morning dropping off the kids and catching the train to London. She arrived at the station just in the nick of time and used her RingGo app to register the car at the car park. On her return she had a PCN stuck to the windscreen. Reviewing the details she...

and a wedding. What can we pack into a kid free break? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk