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Two quick one liners.............. “Ryan O'Neil has been given a clean bill of health this morning, setting aside his concerns cancer is an STD.” - "Following the death of Farah Fawcett, Bang Bros, the famous adult film producer, has announced a new film title of "Charlies Anal's" in...

Back in April I did the sensbile thing (at the time anyway!) when renewing my mortgage deal by taking a 3yr fixed rate deal at a good 5.29%. Given the current economic climate we're in im now considering ditching this deal in favour of a tracker deal I can get at 1.49% over base rate, ie 3.49%...

Shiver me timbers, 'tis International Pirate's Day, yeeaaargh me hearties........... http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Something i've just noticed about the new tax bands is that they're not due to kick in until April 2009 so all the people who have March registered cars will have to buy their tax as normal come March. This is actually good news for those people who have an increase coming as they will be able...

Well i've done the deed, on Friday evening, which was also my birthday, on a pretty little bridge in Venice I got down on one knee & proposed to my lovely girlfriend, so i've now got a lovely fiance instead Been plotting for a couple of months and pleased it finally all came off well without...

Off on a 2 night trip there on Thurs for my birthday which im looking forward to in a big way. One thing though i've been trying to find out about after reading something in the AA guide book but having no luck on the net! It says about general dress code in that shorts are frowned upon within...

I've decided that my favourite olympic event is the womens beach volley ball!! Their skill level is amazing, their amazing agility, lightning speed reactions, excellent team work and total commitment is something to behold! Oh, and they all seem to be very tall, skinny & very hot, but lets not...

Some might remember my rant a few weeks ago about some ****** in an A4 Avant undertaking me on a roundabout and cutting me up on the straight ahead exit which has only room for 1 car really! Anyway, this morning on the way to work on the same roundabout a shiny new A3 in the most horrible of...

.............indoor skydiving!!! Last year my missus bought me a session at a place in Milton Keynes where you can do indoor sky diving, so for xmas I returned the favour, only taken us 7 months to actually go!! Essentially they turn a sod of huge hairdryer so its pointing upwards, stick a glass...

Today is results day for people like me who are studying CIMA accountancy exams. Im pleased and really chuffed to say I passed a re-take exam that I failed in the November sitting, but I failed the final paper at the stage im at! Im only 1% disappointed I failed a paper given I knew I hadnt...

The bitch is about to return, run for the hills......................:p

My 1980's 2.5 bedroom semi still has its original little boiler in it which works perfectly well & British "we'll rip you a new a-hole" Gas are happy to service still but have been saying for a while now that the parts are becoming short in supply. I'd been plotting a replacement this summer...

Im sorry to have to report that i've found a total f-wit of a c*#t who drives an Audi! Its a sad day when an Audi owner is named & shamed for some horrific driving!! If your the bloke who was driving the silver diesel A4 B7 avant, reg LIB *6 which i've frequently seen around Andover before you...

I had my 1st ever bike accident on the way home from watching some racing at Donington yesterday, im ok 1st of all but it kinda scared the sh1t out of me!! Had only done a few miles south on the M1 in the outside lane in traffic doing 60'ish I'd reckon when a 4x4 in front braked hard. Saw it...

As per title, is anyone on here going to Donington on sunday to watch the MotoGP?? Going to brave the weather & go on the bike as dont fancy getting myself stuck in the usual traffic madness as the cars try to leave!! If there's a few going should arrange a rendezvous for a cuppa at some point!

Set your series link or just set your alarm clock, Top Gears back on this sunday BBC 2 8pm. Woo hoo!!!:arco:

Just back from a excellent week away with missus & nipper in Turkey, had a lovely time in a swanky all inclusive resort, swam a lot, ate a lot & drank a lot........perfect really! Just sucks being home now and wish we'd booked 2 weeks instead!!! Wasnt sure about Turkey when we booked but thats...

Im looking at getting a diamond ring and have nosed about online as well as the usual high street premium jewellers and as per normal there's much better prices available online. Im a little nervous however considering spending £500-600 with an online retailer on a diamond ring in terms of the...

I started working for Sky's competitor 6 weeks ago and its taken until now for him to come welcome me, its about time!!! :friends: Only kidding, he was taking part in a charity day thing being run by the company today & visited 4 different offices about the country getting involved in stuff...

Here's what I picked up today to replace my Audi........... She's a '53 plate Smart Roadster Coupe, which is rear engined & rear wheel drive powered by a cracking Merc built 3 cylinder 80bhp turbo'd engine with a 6-speed sequential semi-auto gearbox. 80bhp may not sound a lot but then it...