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Need some advice, I've recently purchased an A5 cabriolet (2009 Ice White) and it has whorl/polishing marks on the paintwork, not too bad but I would ask what products I should use to remove them? At present I'm using Autoglym shampoo,polish and sealer, they give good results but don't move the...

I've just purchased an 09 A5 with MMI - there is an inbuilt 'juke box' that you can put your own music on - allegedly! When I got the car the 'music' on the box was shXt so I removed it all and left the juke box empty, now it will not import anything from my CD collection. I went to the dealer...

Anyone got a parts book? I'm changing my A4 Cabriolet for an A5 Cab and wonder if the same wind deflector fits both? Forget it, have just ordered my new A5 and it comes with a wind deflector thanks

Seen the news recently? Evidently school children are now sitting on appointment boards for teachers! UNBELIEVABLE - how on earth is this justified do constables sit on appointment boards for Superintendents? or privates on boards to promote generals - NO- and they probably have more at stake...

A question from a technophobe - I have an A4 Cab fitted with the Audi Navigation System Plus - the problem I have is this, when you go into the memory all the 'route' entries ,ie load route, store route & delete route are not highlighted and I cannot access these functions, in addition if I...

A professor was giving a lecture to a group of university students on the subject of Involuntary Muscular Movement. He picked out one female undergrad and said " to give an example, what would your ******* be :whistle2:doing whilst you're having an orgasm?" She replied " I don't know, probably...

I take no responsibility - this was told by the captain of my golf club - A blonde boards a transatlantic flight, takes her seat in economy and the plane takes off. When the seat belt sign goes off she gets up, moves into the first class section, takes an empty seat and sits down. The fight...

My missus found this great card in a local shop; picture on the front is a photo of , say your mum, anyway a middle aged lady with grey hair and glasses waving her finger with the heading - If it's got tyres or b*llocks you're in trouble good or what?:yahoo:

Hi there, I've just had my A4 3.0 Cab serviced by my tame indy mechanic, no problems but he is unable to reset the extended service system - anyone near the N/Beds area able to assist?:sos:

Hello, just bought my first Audi (2004 A4 Cabriolet 3.0 Quattro), totally impressed, I've got some photo's but am computer illiterate so can't get them onto the thread (or blank out the reg number) - can anyone assist:sos:? Grim ree...