I'd say:
Boner
('cos he likes bones, what else?)
And make it so that your wife gives goes out and gets you the dog. Wouldn't it be nice to see those parent's / teacher's faces when you hear you kids in school say: My mum gave my dad a nice Boner...
Or a slightly different name: Homer...
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