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Has anyone ever noticed the toilet in a Christy Brown is higher than a normal one? I've used one before where my feet literally didn't touch the floor!

An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice. The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion; "Hire a strapping young...

there's a Hooter's domestic airline in the States. I've not had the opportunity to use it. Not sure if i'd want my name called out over the Airport PA if I was late for the plane though - everyone would know i was a raging pervert! :)

and I don't know anyone named Peter... Frank.. er I mean Sharon

Bloke goes to the doctor's "Doc, I've got a strawberry stuck up my ****". "No problem, I've got some cream you can put on it" :doctor:

An icecream man was found dead in his van covered in hundreds and thousands and smothered in strawberry sauce... Police say he topped himself.

Hilarious! Unfortunately there's no such thing as a SAFE HAVEN in my office!