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Is she a MILF? My bird's mum is most definitely a MILF. Ooooh yes please....

Good shout, be rid. What a nightmare. It's amazing how someone who once seemed normal can be a possessive, paranoid control freak. Been there myself dude, she made up all sorts of stuff, and then tired to get me in the brown and nasty with the law. B1tch. Don't you worry, I fixed her wagon good.

I drove through there last week, on the way to Thorpe Park. I took 'M-Beat featuring General Levy - Incredible' with me in the car, and as we were driving through I put it on and started doing the Ali G dance in the car to it. 4 other people in the car with me, not one of them found it...

That is fecking good advice dude. Go out and bang every fine pasty you can find before settling for another woman. :yes: Sounds like you have had a rough ride of it, and I think you need time to figure out what you want dude. Take your time and enjoy some no strings attached.

Maybe a tad.... :lmfao:

OK, to lighten the mood (no offense intended....) What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.... :lmfao:

Reminds me of this joke: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

I thought it was a fair comment....:think:

I pull a transcript from another post to highlight the fact that I have the same problem: *Background - Discussing the fact I am a bit Skint because it's christmas etc etc etc* The Girlfriend says: no sympathy.... lol you decide to spend all that on your car Alex says: Hmmmm. Ahh...

:lmfao:

?? Random.... lol.

A hard one. Lets be honest, from an outsider perspective, you can understand both angles. She obviously has some issues, and I would expect that they stem from being hurt before in a previous relationship, being cheated on or whatever. I'd say to her that the way she is being is driving you...

It pains me. Greatly. I don't help myself, this lead right foot makes trips expensive...

No, it doesn't last long.... Sadly. £132 ish here as well depending on where you go, and I reckon a full tank gets me to work and back for 3 days. Ouch.

Eminem said it best:

True, I meant to say for less than that! lol. And it's less distance :). Quick blast down on the quad :D

Dominos can ****** right off. If I have a pizza, I want the biggest one they do, because I am a greedy git. They want £14.99 at my local Dominos for a large meat feast. Answer? Swivel. I can get a super size donner kebab for that, with a free can of Dr P. Dodgy kebab van here I come....

Thats OK - I feel your pain.... My renewal is due soon so looking forward to these fun and games....

My grumble is that I HAVE to use Super Unleaded - not a choice thing..... Nice and cheap. Not.

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