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    Is there actualy a web site where you can see if any camera van has taken your pic?

    UK Speed Camera Database. Check to see if you have been caught speeding
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    Fu*&ing Adverts

    None of the adverts mentioned so far come anywhere close to this one ARRRGGHHH!H!!!!!!
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    Girlfriend problems

    Its obviously a difficult thing to do, but I would get rid ASAP. Your story reminds me of a previous girlfriend so much it actually made my stomach turn reading it. At the time I knew something wasnt right but didn't trust my instinct. Turns out she was shagging some guy from her work. Now I am...
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    Foglights...

    DOH! I think you should have probably turned them off. Using "fog" lights in wet weather can be more dangerous, although I understand your reasons for doing so, and I may have done the same in your situation. However at the end of the day he was the next car behind you and he obviously had a...
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    Hali-twats

    You should check out the APR at wonga.com for a laugh
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    fooking blackberry

    Get an iPhone and use WhatsApp Messenger - best of all worlds
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    fooking blackberry

    fair do's on the text message cost. I have unlimited texts, which I think thats pretty standard on an O2 iPhone contract anyway. Re the BB messaging... spot the difference? Facebook lets you send instant messages to and from friends, with pictures, videos and voice notes. also has a status...
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    fooking blackberry

    I work in IT so see and configure a variety of phones. I cant think of one good thing to say about BB's and have still not figured out why people buy them. the best I can come up with to date is that they are so basic people find them easy to use so love them. Any BB messenger, whats that all...
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    People who park in Disabled bays who are not disabled. And people who stare!

    I'll park in a disabled bay on the following conditions 1. I am going to be less than 5 mins (usually at my local Tesco's picking up a sandwich or getting cash out). 2. There are lots of disabled spaces unoccupied. 3. I park in a free disabled space well away from the door. I don't see a...
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    People that have 5 cars.

    Its the people that live in a small houses with a driveway for one car, but park 3 others on the street that irritate me. Sometimes you cant move for cars around my way. If you dont have space for 4 cars, then dont have 4 cars! I have one neighbour who would rather park his ****ty Nissan on...
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    cyclists!

    what you need is one of these YouTube - train horn scare prank ( funny as hell )
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    Nottingham Forest FC

    Scabs ;-)
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    Women!!!

    Jesus that sounds like my ex missis. Its easier said than done but get the hell out of there! Anyone who thows stuff with the intention of doing you an injury is not worth being with. My ex was exactly the same and I now realise I had a very lucky escape and am with someone far better
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    Women!!!

    Can we have pics of these girls please? On a serious note, its down to trust and she obviously does not trust you for whatever reason. For me this would be a major issue, me and the mrs can both socialise with whoever we like provided that we know it is happening because there is 100% trust there.
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    Who else is sick of being ill?

    Just about got over the cough and cold I picked up before new year grrrr
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    Petrol Station Queuing!!!!

    +1 for people who **** around after getting back in the car, delaying everyone else who is queing behind them. If you absolutly have to d1ck about before driving away then at least pull forward to let others in, you can d1ck about as much as you like then. Also, people who are paying by card...
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    Bump

    I was the driver behind the guy that crashed into the back of a Beemer this morning. If I had set of 5 seconds earlier it could have been me with a Punto in my boot - close one!
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    No parking no business?

    I noticed this at PC World on Sunday morning. Big retail park, big store, yet all the staff were parking on the front row right outside the door. If this was my store the staff would be made to park at the back!!
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    mondeo man

    It amazes me how gobby people can get when in the safety of their own car. I once had a BMW driver in such a hurry when getting on the M1 that he cut me up as the slip road merged into one lane. Neither of us were going anywhere fast as there was a lorry in front, but he felt the need to be...
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    WTF! - Part 1

    LOL, I once called up Domino's and ordered some Pizza for collection. 10 mins later I set off to collect my order, but when I get there the staff cant find my Pizza, or any trace of my order. After some complaining/apologies they get on with cooking up my order and give me a discount for...