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Nico Rosberg. Biggest c u next Tuesday on earth

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i hate that i ordered my dads 50th birthday present and of ALLLLLLL the possible scenarios it had to end up on that plane that crashed at east midlands airport, and i couldn't give him the gift on the night which would've been awesome.

I dunno about you but for those few seconds between bed and shower I go through a sex change! Then when im in the warm shower I find myself shouting down yelling 'COME ONNNNN!'

I hate bad road positioning. This includes people who think single lane roads can turn into dual carriageways, particularly at traffic lights

This is one of the things that makes me go crazy every now and again, ive had a rant at my mum for it before because of what she told me a family friend named their kids. I cant remember, and im glad! because they need a right good slap. i text my mum, they were Faith, Ace and Sailor...

im not gonna type here like most of these fools and say 'were not all pigs, im the perfect guy, im one of the good ones'. Whilst im a decent-ish guy and i think my mrs would agree, i've been an absolute helmet at a couple of points in my 6 year relationship, and done some bad things that would...

i paid £425 for my ps3. id happily pay it again for the PS4. Not just a console, its a huge media centre so in my eyes its awesome value.

i think that fact this thread turned into a discussion about sandwiches means we could distract any ambulance chasing solicitor with ease!

firstly, you dont like mock the week, or frankie boyle?!? do you have a sense of humour? and today i hate customer services! especially that of web based companies, whos only correspondance is through some crap online message board, yet they reply to you in e-mail, and it isnt possible to reply...

the OP of *that* thread is Doc Brown!

lol never had it. i usually get whats called a chicken schnitzel. which is breaded chicken strips, hot, seasoned with black pepper and lemon, on granary bread roll, with salad and mayo.

to add, i genuinely do have a sandwich shop in my town, thats makes cracking sandwiches, that i've been to a number of times and they've turned people away because they've no bread. so it does happen. now hows that for racism. NO bread

i went the sandwich shop today, was a little late, anyway, asked the women for a chicken salad on granary bread. she said she didnt have any racist *****

mash potato thats too ****ing hot!!!

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lmao unicorn ****

your car wont run gash lol. v power isnt magic you know