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That sucks.

Class in a glass.

I smell a blue nose.

Have some respect mate, he's only just dyed!

Made me laugh :happy:

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want...

There's a thread not too far away that has just been bumped. :ninja: ;)

bump. :lmfao:

Even the thread title is pretty much the same! I'm thinking this "friend" doesn't exist. :lmfao:

Your mate is a big fat LIAR!!! :laugh: Look at this little thread I started more than two years ago -------> http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/jokes-games-humour/81291-first-gately-now-h-steps.html

Here you go....

I love boobs.

:lmfao: Sh*t!! I meant to delete that!

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At...

:lmfao:

Another one that's missing.......... The STD pee... aka 'The Flame Thrower'. Or at least it feels like that. Allegedly.

Sneezing while peeing always causes a No. 6 for me. Sometimes even a combination of 3, 4, 8 & 9. It can be carnage.

I couldn't tell you the last time I did a No. 7 pee. No. 9's do my head in though, especially when it goes on your shoes (or the shoes of the person standing at the next urinal!)

I... will... not... cry!!