A lad comes home from school and says "Dad, whats a c*nt", his Dad slaps him and tells him not to be so rude, the lad begs him as his mates are all taking the **** for not knowing.
Feeling sorry for him the dad looks down and says "Follow me son"
They walk into the bathroom where the wife...
I like em to be pert, a pair like that aint much good for anything.
Better to get a bird with a great *** and then buy her some tits, you can't buy a great ***....
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