2 Jews walk into the man city ticket office and ask for season tickets..
The woman behind the counter asks "Are you circumcised?"
The Jews reply "Yes, of course"
The woman then says "Im sorry, you have to be a complete **** to be a city fan!"
Haha - Gona show this one to my dad!!
He's a driving instuructor - bet he'll find it funnier than i did and might give him a few ideas if the instructor wins :P
this may be a bit old but...
Don't look at the pic until youve read the text
>>>> Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer.
>>
>> A woman (Could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for
>> a
>> seven-hundred-ten.
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>> They all looked at each other...
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