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    fancy dress

    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days...
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    Amen

    While on his morning walk, the ex-British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, falls over, has a heart attack and dies because the accident and emergency ward at his nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat him in time. So Tony's soul arrives in Heaven and he is met by Saint Peter at the...
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    log on?

    An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life ... until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies ... nothing. Only bananas and...