any way to make my car quicker

[90jb11]

hi i wanna try and get the most of my car without spending loads of money on it and ideas?

 

[reptor245]

Take out all the seats and sit of a milk crate. Take out all the interior too. Simple..lol

 

[voorhees]

Sell it

 

[S3Lol]

badgers TIP and remap would be a good start

 

[jcs356]

And your car is????

 

[jojo]

Take out all the seats and sit of a milk crate. Take out all the interior too. Simple..lol

Take a dump and drive in your birthday suit also, it's all about the power to weight ratioooooo.

 

[Andrew@A.L.D]

What would you class as loads of money

 

[90jb11]

i have a 1998 a3 1.8

 

[s3dave]

Get tufty to tow you.....

 

[Jacko4130]

Strip it out....

 

[Prawn]

If it's a non turbo, then the short answer is, there is nothing you can do to make it faster. Sorry matey!

 

[Alex C]

move the seat forwards

 

[DenCar]

Just look after it and when you are ready trade it in for a 1.8 T or S3.

DC

 

[reptor245]

i have a 1998 a3 1.8

Ohhh its easy to make that faster.. Burn it and push it off a cliff?
Or maybe turn the elastic band abit more that powers it...

 

[Dane]

Just look after it and when you are ready trade it in for a 1.8 T or S3.

DC

I think this is the best option dude

 

[ayfreetee]

Noz is the best bang for bucks, but you should fit a progressive controller if you go down the noz route.

 

[Sam_]

Noz? Like in the awesome film...

I mean your floor pan might fall out and your manifold might die!!

 

[AndyC]

A remap will liberate about 8bhp, so not really worth it in comparison to what the turbo boys expect to gain.... :-(

 

[rhubarb4]

I think the OP has left lol not heard a peep from him

 

[Westy]

I think the OP has left lol not heard a peep from him

Might have something to do with him being new to the forum, only posted a few posts then getting absolutely ripped to shreads by everyone on this thread!

 

[Ash B]

Might have something to do with him being new to the forum, only posted a few posts then getting absolutely ripped to shreads by everyone on this thread!

Think your right fella. Did laugh when i read this thread though with some of the comments

 

[Dane]

I was nice!

 

[Westy]

I was nice!

Yeah you were mate

 

[jojo]

I was nice!

I was nice too.... in a funny type of way.

 

[Welly]

You bunch of harsh b*stards.

(hehehe)

 

[Prawn]

I wasnt nasty either! I was factual in a none harsh way, and even appologised for delivering the bad news!

I do think the rest of you were a bit harsh though! reptor in particular

 

[Welly]

I wasnt nasty either! I was factual in a none harsh way, and even appologised for delivering the bad news!

I do think the rest of you were a bit harsh though! reptor in particular

Yeah, sorry Prawn and Dane - you are exempt.

 

[Westy]

We were all new to this forum once and we all had limited knowledge so it's nicer to try and help than to take the p!ss.

 

[Welly]

We were all new to this forum once and we all had limited knowledge so it's nicer to try and help than to take the p!ss.

Agreed.

 

[s3dave]

I tried to get him a free ride and save him some $$$

 

[DenCar]

We were all new to this forum once and we all had limited knowledge so it's nicer to try and help than to take the p!ss.

The guy didnt get much help, this thread left a bad taste in my mouth!!

DC

 

[16Klappe]

We were all new to this forum once and we all had limited knowledge so it's nicer to try and help than to take the p!ss.

But then again, he's probably a mong if he didn't do a search first. Because as with 90% of threads that "newbs" start it was answered the day before in a similar thread. I seem to recall as well when he first posted on here he said he asked the exact same question and got the exact same answer.

 

[Dani_B19]

Your all just horrible thread de-railing gits haha. Especially westle, .

 

[Westy]

Your all just horrible thread de-railing gits haha. Especially westle, .

I cant deny that mate but I do try to help if I can. If I cant I just spam threads