ASN's Pub

[kwistof]

Did my Christmas shopping this morning.

Well.

Kind of.

Go on then....turn them around so we can see the word 'tester' written on the back lol

 

[kwistof]

whats every ones Christmas party's at work going to be like this year? mine is a 80's fancy dress thing but me been me im not dressing u.p

We had a very quiet/low key affair this year after what happened last year with the companies Xmas bash

Three men arrested after assault at Saga Christmas party left employee dead are released without charge | Mail Online

 

[16Klappe]

Go on then....turn them around so we can see the word 'tester' written on the back lol

I can show you the receipt for £390 if you want haha.

 

[jojo]

I can show you the receipt for £390 if you want haha.

Money down the drain! :Flush:

 

[ScottD3]

What is this a **** waving competition?

P.S. They look like the small bottles not the proper big man bottles.

 

[16Klappe]

They're all 50ml.

I'm not interested in seeing other blokes dicks, I'm not gay.

 

[Nicki]

I hope you've got a Boots card for those £390 worth of points!!!

Our Christmas do is actually on a Friday this year which is a bonus - was a Monday last year and a Thursday the year before. However, I'm going to be leaving early (probs around 5pm) as I'm off to the O2 tomorrow night. So it'll be a sober Christmas meal for me unfortunately, but given that it's my last week (and I still need a reference...) that's probably a good thing!

 

[jojo]

What is this a **** waving competition?

P.S. They look like the small bottles not the proper big man bottles.

He needs all those to cover up the BS smell!

 

[ScottD3]

They're all 50ml.

I'm not interested in seeing other blokes dicks, I'm not gay.

This coming from the person who was looking at buying a couple of different VWs, ED30 and something else.

mwahahahaha




We don't have christmas parties here.
We have work.

 

[16Klappe]

Edition one.

You literally know nothing about cars do you Scott

 

[ScottD3]

Edition one.

You literally know nothing about cars do you Scott

I know what interests me.

But it still stands.
You wanted a VW or two and then you post a gay pic.
You trying to subtly come out?

 

[16Klappe]

No, as per the image I was suggesting that Mk5 owners are gays.

 

[ScottD3]

No, as per the image I was suggesting that Mk5 owners are gays.

Ahhh that was a little subtle for me.

Due to my lack of car knowledge it looks like a Yaris.

 

[CHEZ]

afternoon all!

no works night out for me this year!
there is one to go to, but will be full of knobs!
knobs that can't handle there beer, get rowdy etc etc!
sod that, i would rather stay in, get rowdy, then go to bed!

 

[ScottD3]

Did my Christmas shopping this morning.

Well.

Kind of.

As long as your happy with your purchases mate that's all what counts.

I hope you have a good Christmas and a wonderful new year.

 

[ScottD3]

afternoon all!

no works night out for me this year!
there is one to go to, but will be full of knobs!
knobs that can't handle there beer, get rowdy etc etc!
sod that, i would rather stay in, get rowdy, then go to bed!

Plus your wife puts up less of a fight?

 

[CHEZ]

Plus your wife puts up less of a fight?

if i am lucky scott! that's the best bit!

 

[CHEZ]

oooooooo! smelly bits!, or rather FOR smelly bits!

 

[kwistof]

I can show you the receipt for £390 if you want haha.

Wow, £390 in one hit...that's some serious fragrance loving right there.

 

[Solly]

Great job, can't wait for Christmas

 

[Jay A3]

Great job, can't wait for Christmas

You still on here?!

 

[Solly]

Question is are you? Ha yeah thought I'd come on for a bit you okay?

 

[Jay A3]

Yeh mate all good! Short return or in here for the long haul? How's tricks?

 

[Solly]

Well on and off really looking for a new car time for a change, thinking bout a v6 tt 8p shape so just having a browse seems to be best and quickest for about 10-13k. Mainly the long hall I can't really be as dedicated as I used to be because of my job I wish I could be on all the time. What bout you? You all good? All set for Xmas? I see you've upgraded your whip a fair bit

 

[Jay A3]

We ain't all on here as much as we used to. Pub has been slowing dying. Yeh the 3.2 v6 TT is a nice motor in grey or black would be good. Motor is slowing coming along few more bits to do yet.

 

[Lavis89]

Had our works Christmas do this past Saturday, basically a bunch of welders out on the **** and the older ones letching on to any younger women within arms length, was actually quite a good laugh until we got the sambuca out :S
im currently sat in work bored out of my freaking mind, managed to do all of my xmas shopping online in work this year!

 

[16Klappe]

Clearly not an old age thing, Chez manages to be a coffin dodger and still have a sense of humor.

 

[CHEZ]

where is nicki at?

 

[g60leigh]

where is nicki at?

Hiding from you and your stalking Chez

 

[quattrojames]

Play nicely please, it would a shame for the pub to be closed over Christmas.

 

[16Klappe]

I call last orders.

Scott and the S3 brigade are the ones causing problems, I was just showing people some aftershave

 

[ScottD3]

Play nicely please, it would a shame for the pub to be closed over Christmas.

We all did till Jardo stuck his oar in!!



What did you expect?
You started off trying to brag about it, it back fired cause no one worshipped your lavish spending and then got all a bit knobish, started playing on it like you enjoy people doing it.

 

[ScottD3]

I call last orders.

Scott and the S3 brigade are the ones causing problems, I was just showing people some aftershave

And no one cared!!

 

[quattrojames]

I didn't think it was a difficult request?

 

[s3dave]

To early?....

 

[sidibear]

No, but tread carefully, I am less tolerant than QuattroJames.

 

[ScottD3]

Nahh. never

 

[jojo]

I'll have a mineral water please.

 

[s3dave]

No, but tread carefully, I am less tolerant than QuattroJames.

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No Arguing... Merry Christmas Everybody...

When does everyone finish work? Im in monday then off while the 6th...

 

[kwistof]

PMSL.....got any offers on drinks for the grand opening of this wine bar!?

I'll get jo's mineral water #bigspender