Back from Ingolstadt...

OutLore

VOIP Dude
Arrived at a snowy airport, supposed to be picked up by taxi.... what car is it?

A big, fat A8L. Monster. What a car....

But, then I didn't get to do the Audi Factory tour or see the Audi Forum /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Some nice chics though..... there's something about mainland European women.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 

easytease

cheesypeas
after seeing the tours and such on the audi channel im really tempted to go myself
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
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Ummm, euro babes.

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Hehe... you have no idea how difficult it is to work in a call centre full of hot totty and not give in to temptation. Having said that, nor do I, the temptation is always too much /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif
 
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imported_unkle

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Ummm, euro babes.

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Hehe, indeed!

Euro babes, especially German ones are very nice indeed with their cute bums and sexy accents, but /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif hell, you leave the toilet seat up and your in a whole world of pain!

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OutLore

VOIP Dude
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Ummm, euro babes.

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but /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif hell, you leave the toilet seat up and your in a whole world of pain!

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You dont need to bother with the whole toilet seat thing... just ask them nicely - if pain is your thing of course!!!
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
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pics please.

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Not sure why you'd want pics, but here's one to get your juices flowing if this is your thing:
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TDI-line

Uber Post Whore
Not really into toilet tricks mate, maybe some pics of the euro babes though.
 

hop2407

Registered User
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pics please.

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Not sure why you'd want pics, but here's one to get your juices flowing if this is your thing:
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PMFSL Spence....... mint..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
 
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imported_unkle

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pics please.

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Not sure why you'd want pics, but here's one to get your juices flowing if this is your thing:
FIXtoiletseat.jpg


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PMFSL Spence....... mint..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

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Dont let my ex see that, she'd go potty...

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OutLore

VOIP Dude
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Not really into toilet tricks mate, maybe some pics of the euro babes though.

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Ok then let me introduce you to Alena.

Alena.jpg


Actually she is Alena mark 2... but the first one wasn't quite as nice, and was a year or so ago....
 

TDI-line

Uber Post Whore
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Not really into toilet tricks mate, maybe some pics of the euro babes though.

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Ok then let me introduce you to Alena.

Alena.jpg


Actually she is Alena mark 2... but the first one wasn't quite as nice, and was a year or so ago....

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Fcuking Ding-Dong! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif
 

jojo

Looking for Boost!
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Not really into toilet tricks mate, maybe some pics of the euro babes though.

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Ok then let me introduce you to Alena.

Alena.jpg


Actually she is Alena mark 2... but the first one wasn't quite as nice, and was a year or so ago....

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Fcuking Ding-Dong! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1luvu.gif

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Nice puppies /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
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Nice puppies /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Yes indeed.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 

TDI-line

Uber Post Whore
Any more of her?


Or her friends?

Or her sisters?

Or her mum?
 

jojo

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Any more of her?


Or her friends?

Or her sisters?

Or her mum?

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OutLore

VOIP Dude
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Any more of her?


Or her friends?

Or her sisters?

Or her mum?

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Lol it's funny you should say that... I do have a couple of pics of a colleague of hers... but I am not sure I could post them on here..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif

Plus, the original pic had to be cropped cos her dress was, ahem, rather short..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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bainsyboy

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jigger dah digerdy or what ever the bloke from family guy says
 

god_thats_quick

Numptie of the highest order
come on outlore, it's perfectly clear we all need cheering up, so lets have the un censored pics, I'm sure the mods won't mind...


"How you Doin" springs to mind. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
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I'm sure the mods won't mind...

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Do I get to choose when the 7/14 starts? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Seriously though it was only a bit of underwear on display anyway so you're not missing much.... the rest of her however, is another story /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love_4.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 

CJ A4

Registered User
Get the pics up mate!!!! You know you wanna we definately want you to!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
 

TDI-line

Uber Post Whore
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easytease

cheesypeas
i agree. you cant tell half a story and not give proper pics!
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
ROTFLMFAO /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

neversaydie

Post Whore
alright alright here you go lads - the bottom half!

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OutLore

VOIP Dude
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alright alright here you go lads - the bottom half!
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lol!!! something like that!!

At work at the moment, and the other pix are at home so I'll upload them tonight when I get in...

I have to tell you though it's nothing special so I hope you lot are not hoping for some soft pron..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif
 

hop2407

Registered User
What a fcukin fantastic thread..... PMFSL...... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

Keep it comin.....
 

easytease

cheesypeas
just to get back on track (before the proper grot pics are posted) how loong did it take to drive there? and how far away is it?
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
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just to get back on track (before the proper grot pics are posted) how loong did it take to drive there? and how far away is it?

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I flew. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue_out.gif

But if you mean from Munich airport to Ing, took about 45mins. Would probably take an hour with a normal driver, but Michael Schumacher's grandad was driving so he got there quite quick....
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
Told you it wasnt worth the wait:

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jojo

Looking for Boost!
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Told you it wasnt worth the wait:

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Nice puppies (again) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

CJ A4

Registered User
Mmmmmmmmmm virgin white panties!!! Nice! They'd look much better off i reckon though! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
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Mmmmmmmmmm virgin white panties!!! Nice! They'd look much better off i reckon though! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

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I'm definately not posting those pics /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif
 

easytease

cheesypeas
not even for a christmas treat?
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
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not even for a christmas treat?

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I've had my Xmas treat. See above. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

CJ A4

Registered User
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not even for a christmas treat?

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I've had my Xmas treat. See above. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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So what your saying is you played Santa and your sack is empty now!!! ho ho ho
 

OutLore

VOIP Dude
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So what your saying is you played Santa and your sack is empty now!!! ho ho ho

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