Cancer Scare

[octagon]

A man walks into a shop......

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks

 

[imported_disley]

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[CJ A4]

Yeah heard before.... ironic really aint it!

 

[Rev-head]

good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

[ajmackie]

that is ace!!!! actually lol!

 

[Rob W8]

Very funny