I was at my local supermarket the other day paying for my groceries ( 1/2 pint of milk, small loaf and a microwave meal ).
The check-out lady said to me "I bet you're single?"
I said " I know how you worked that out, it's from what I am buying ?"
"No" she said " It's because you're an ugly bast*ard !!"
It's funny because it's true
The check-out lady said to me "I bet you're single?"
I said " I know how you worked that out, it's from what I am buying ?"
"No" she said " It's because you're an ugly bast*ard !!"
It's funny because it's true
