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An Irish bloke goes to the doctor and says
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a
look, if ya wood". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and
takes a look. "Incredible," he says, "there is a
£20 note lodged up here". Tentatively he eases
the twenty out of the man's bottom, only to see
another £10 note appear. "This is amazing"
exclaims the Doctor "What do you want me to do?.
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and so on...Finally the last note
comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?
The Doctor counts the pile of cash."£1990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit." says Paddy " I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a
look, if ya wood". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and
takes a look. "Incredible," he says, "there is a
£20 note lodged up here". Tentatively he eases
the twenty out of the man's bottom, only to see
another £10 note appear. "This is amazing"
exclaims the Doctor "What do you want me to do?.
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and so on...Finally the last note
comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?
The Doctor counts the pile of cash."£1990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit." says Paddy " I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
