Favourite Film Quotes....

You can't mention Rocky 4 without "If he dies.... he dies".
 
Absolutely anything said on film by Samuel L Jackson................

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE **** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're ******' switchin'!

Being my favourite.
 
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Turkish: **** me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

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Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

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Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

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Sol: What the **** is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a ******* anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

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Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural ******* idiot.

Snatch was legend. Ive seen it soo many times but it never gets old!
 
One day, one day some of the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries home, you know why???

It was outta respect!!!!

Goodfellas...one of my if not my all time favourite film.
 
Waynes World

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and ****.
 
Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet." in Dude Wheres my car?

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" But what does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "S - wee - t!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"

Classicly stupid...or should I say sswweeeettttt!!!
 
My fav's

Bad Boys

Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!
Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh ****, I'm ******.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

Empire Records

Lucas: In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through.'


Top Gun (Aythreee's favourite film I heard)

Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.
 
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Top Gun (Aythreee's favourite film I heard)
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Marcus Burnett: Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: I don't have one.
Marcus Burnett: What the f- w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny **** with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the **** along

Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.
 
"Are you the People's Front of Judea?"
"F... off, we're the Judean People's Front. The People's Front of Judea is over there ....... splitter!"

"What have the Romans ever done for us?"
"All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?"

And most other lines from Life of Brian.
 
Pulp Fiction

'Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherf***er, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er, say what one more Goddamn time!
 
Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well, you seen much combat?
Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new *******.
Private Joker: [doing John Wayne impression] Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my ****.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Great film

Full Metal Jacket (1987) - Memorable quotes
 
Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, ****. These ain't normal rats.
Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called, umm...
Marcus Burnett: Big motherfuckers.

Marcus Burnett: [opens his front door] Who the **** are you?
Reggie: I'm Reggie, Mr. Burnett
Marcus Burnett: How old are you?
Reggie: I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett
Marcus Burnett: Motherfucker, you look thirty.
Mike Lowery: [pretending to be drunk] Nigga, who is it at the door?
Marcus Burnett: It's Reggie!
Mike Lowery: Who the **** is Reggie?
Marcus Burnett: Came to take Megan out.
Mike Lowery: [to Reggie] What you want, nigga?
Reggie: I'm here... to take his daughter out.
Mike Lowery: Motherfucker, I heard the boy say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?
Reggie: Yes, sire?
Mike Lowery: How old is you?
Reggie: Fifteen.
Mike Lowery: ****, nigga. You at least thirty.
Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no ******* tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?

Floyd Poteet: We've got our rights.
Mike Lowery: Why don't you exercise your right to shut the **** up?

And of course the ultimate quote

Mike Lowery: We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.
 
You missed the best part chap

Marcus Burnett: [to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky *** down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the **** out.

Has me in stitches looking at the small lawrence & that 7ft eiffel tower mofo
 
^^ Some classics up there. I watched Bad Boys 2 last night. Ahhhhh. Happy days.

"Are you gonna have a bunch of little mini Mikes? A little bunch of lying, violet mother f**kers?"
 
Man that as funny when he was Pilled up lmfao classic.
 
Not sure if this quote made into the film 'Ali', but anyway, this by Muhammad Ali is brilliant:

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."
 
NHN said:
You missed the best part chap

Marcus Burnett: [to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky *** down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the **** out.

Has me in stitches looking at the small lawrence & that 7ft eiffel tower mofo
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That was from the first one. I used to use that line at school lol.

Bad boys - 1995
Bad Boys II - 2003
Hopfully when Michael Bay stops playing with his Transformers we get a Bad Boys III in a couple of years.
 
Young Guns

 
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Hot Fuzz -

DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

Nicholas Angel: Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll!

Run, Fatboy, Run -

Gordon: Thanks for that, Mr. G!
Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: Your friend is a man of honor.
Gordon: What, Vincent?
Mr. Ghoshdashtidar: Yes! He said he's going to kick **** out of you later instead!
 
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Guys can you put the name of the film that you are quoting from, as im not and im sure others will not recognise all of them...CHEERS :)

Now another quote from me, from a Bugs Life....

[two mosquitoes fly near a bug zapper; one flies towards it, as if in a trance]

Bug zapper mosquito #1: Harry, no! Don't look at the light!

Harry the Mosquito: [entranced] I-can't-help-it. It's-so-beautiful.

[Harry gets zapped and falls]

Harry the Mosquito: Woo hoo!
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I often end up using this quote with food, any type of kebab or burger really....mmmmmmmm
 
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