Is there a favourite car colour for birds?

Alistair D

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I got my car washed then parked it overnight and this is what I woke up to....
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....there were darker cars either side that didn't look like they had been targeted and mine was only messed up on the bonnet and front wings, nothing further back. There are no trees, lamp posts etc. and it's a spacious car park (1st photo is where the car was left ). Car is now washed again and I've tempted fate by parking in exactly the same space for tonight.
We'll have a sleepless night tonight. lol
 
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I tend to find it's always white sh1t on black cars and black sh1t on white cars....I think they do it on purpose :suspicion:
 
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Nope, it’s all down to bird species.
Worse culprits are pigeons and colour of car makes no difference , if they are going to download it makes no odds what’s underneath,
 
The bigger the bird, the bigger the splat is going to..lol
 
This must have been a" hover bird" to have that much in a certain area, at first glance I thought someone had thrown a take-away over the bonnet. lol
 
Looks like the seagulls had a take away before they targeted your nice clean white motor.

My neighbour and I are about to fall out if she keeps feeding the seagulls, every evening at 5.40pm, :wtf:I've started moving my car out the driveway at 5.30pm to dodge them...... :racer::rage::rage::rage:

JG
 
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Looks like the seagulls had a take away before they targeted your nice clean white motor.

My neighbour and I are about to fall out if she keeps feeding the seagulls, every evening at 5.40pm, :wtf:I've started moving my car out the driveway at 5.30pm to dodge them...... :racer::rage::rage::rage:

JG
NO ONE should be encouraging seagulls, we've got Bylaws for people feeding seagulls..... I think the final punishment is drowning at sea
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Looks like the seagulls had a take away before they targeted your nice clean white motor.

My neighbour and I are about to fall out if she keeps feeding the seagulls, every evening at 5.40pm, :wtf:I've started moving my car out the driveway at 5.30pm to dodge them...... :racer::rage::rage::rage:

JG
Just but a crossbow...
 
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I suspect that birds don't care what color the car is, as long as it has just been washed:blow:
 
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Birds will if they can dump over water, sunroofs and light cars can look like pond, so bombs away....
 
Birds will if they can dump over water, sunroofs and light cars can look like pond, so bombs away....
That's great to know, I've got a white motor with a sunroof :sob::wtf::whip::rage:

Every bird within 2 miles is attracted to my nice clean motor :whip:

JG
 
It seems, from limited studies, that Red are the most targeted!

 
And here's me thinking with mine being blue that birds would think of it like water and aim for it
 
Just but a crossbow...
It's illegal to shoot seagulls over land, however out at sea it's fill ya boots time.
Trouble is you don't see that many at sea as they're to busy over the land eating anything they can find then shi**ing on peoples cars!
Nothing but flying rats.