Ok guys. I will have a proper read of this later on tomorrow but a quick update.
Tonight I wouldn't watch TOWIE with her, I said "it doesn't interest me, sorry but you carry on, it's cool. I'll just have a gander online on the forums on piston heads whilst you're watching it" then she storms off to bed slamming doors.
2 hours later, I'm still downstairs chilling out to hear a psycho (the gf) storming down the stairs shouting "you're a ****ing dickhead!!! I've got work in the morning and you're still down here" I reply "don't worry, I've got my alarm set, so I can drop you to work. What's keeping you up?" followed by her shouting "I don't want a ****ing lift from you"
Now at this point, I'm clueless and speechless. Quite disheartened by how she's treating me, I almost always reply like a dog with its tail tucked between it's legs. Like a *****.
Anyway, that's not the messed up bit. I then go upstairs to get into bed, half way up the stairs, I hear her talking to herself and trashing the room. I open the door asking what's wrong, followed by her screaming "**** you!!!" so I walk back out and she asks "where the **** are you going?!" I reply with "I'm gonna kip on the couch where I'm outta your way".. Now at this point, I'm on the couch literally zoning out. Then I hear her storming downstairs into the kitchen.. To the knifedraw...... Followed by murmuring.. I still have no idea what's going on lol.
I'm still looking for an S4 bumper too.