The perfect job

[Crazyfool]

"A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz GT, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . . “


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[Jonh]

I want this job

 

[simonali]

At the Inverness job centre a fella sees a vacancy for a gynaecologists assistant. He asks for more details and is delighted to discover that his duties would be removing the ladies underwear, washing and shaving them and rubbing a lotion into the shaved area. The salary is 80K pa. He's then told that he must go to Plymouth.

"Is that where the job is?" he asks. "No, that's where the end of the queue is!" comes the reply.

 

[Alistair D]

At the Inverness job centre a fella sees a vacancy for a gynaecologists assistant. He asks for more details and is delighted to discover that his duties would be removing the ladies underwear, washing and shaving them and rubbing a lotion into the shaved area. The salary is 80K pa. He's then told that he must go to Plymouth.

"Is that where the job is?" he asks. "No, that's where the end of the queue is!" comes the reply.

Right behind me

 

[simonali]

Not really related to the title but I have another one.

A vicar is checking into a hotel and says to the young receptionist " Hello my dear, I trust you can ensure the porn channel in my room will be disabled?"

She replies "No I can't, we only have normal porn here, you sicko!"

 

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[Alan david]

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