The random musings thread

[simonali]

My likes rating is currently in the 900s and I keep spotting Porsche model numbers because I'm a car fan (or saddo according to the missus).

On 959 at time of posting this. That's a good one!

 

[simonali]

Scotty, you've ruined it. Now I have a Volvo! Four more likes and I'll be back on track...

 

[NHN]

& cause you're admitting you're a saddo, I added 2 more lol

 

[simonali]

I'll be up to one of these soon at this rate. Yuk!

 

[Alistair D]

Beep beep

 

[Bazgti]

I'll be up to one of these soon at this rate. Yuk!

I worked for Peugeot back int day when these bad boys were launched. My old sales manager used to make the salesmen with the lowest sales/profit drive this for month. He tried it with me once. I did my best to blow it up on the motorway on the way home and when i got home, stuck it in a ditch at the side of my house and used my Golf 25th Anniversary for that month! Truelly awful car with ridiculously dangerous doors. They didnt have a pinch setting on the them. They was either open or closed. If you was in its way, you was getting trapped.

 

[simonali]

Just joined the 113 Club with my thousandth post. Or as I like to call it; Morris.

 

[simonali]

Why are Mini Babybels named like that when they only come in one size?

 

[Phil Angel]

Why is there never as much money in my bank account as I think there is....?

 

[simonali]

Had no idea that was how dark rum was made. Thanks Warburton's!

 

[Alistair D]

Is it ever ok to refer to a child violinist as a kiddie fiddler?

 

[Scotty75]

Why is there never as much money in my bank account as I think there is....?

#wife

Sent from my Nokia 8 using Tapatalk

 

[Scotty75]

Is it ever ok to refer to a child violinist as a kiddie fiddler?

Doubtful

Sent from my Nokia 8 using Tapatalk

 

[Scotty75]

I worked for Peugeot back int day when these bad boys were launched. My old sales manager used to make the salesmen with the lowest sales/profit drive this for month. He tried it with me once. I did my best to blow it up on the motorway on the way home and when i got home, stuck it in a ditch at the side of my house and used my Golf 25th Anniversary for that month! Truelly awful car with ridiculously dangerous doors. They didnt have a pinch setting on the them. They was either open or closed. If you was in its way, you was getting trapped.

Easy fix for a heap like that ....... Change from 4th into reverse ........ Goodnight

Sent from my Nokia 8 using Tapatalk

 

[Alistair D]

Is it ok to eat a Morning Roll in the afternoon?

 

[Alistair D]

If your "bag for life " is looking bad, does that mean you're going to die soon?

 

[Alistair D]

Carnivorous is an anagram of Coronavirus...........will the next strain be flesh eating?

 

[54V4G3]

It’s weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies.

 

[Alistair D]

Isn't it funny that sitting" boy, girl, boy ,girl" used to be a punishment.

 

[Alistair D]

Why do we get annoyed when someone's headlights dazzle us but get defensive when we dazzle others?

 

[Steve D]

Why is there only one Monopoly commission?

 

[Alistair D]

Why is the truck that delivers concrete called a cement truck?

 

[Alistair D]

Why are people that always drive in the inside lane on Motorways never accused of being "lane hoggers"