What do you call...

[sniffy_smiffy]

What do you call a man with a Rabbit up his ****...

Warren


What do you call a woman with a Egg & Bacon on her head....

Kath ?


Sorry peeps about the only ones I remember .. Cringe.....

 

[VWAddict]

A man in a paper suit?

-Russel.


A man with a car on his head?

-Jack.


A man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

-Bob.


A man with a seagull on his head?

-Cliff.


A woman juggling a can of Guinness, a can of Budweiser and a Can of John Smith's Bitter?

-Beatrix.


A woman juggling a can of Guinness, a can of Budweiser and a Can of John Smith's Bitter... WHILE PLAYING SNOOKER?

-Beatrix Potter.


A woman between two goal-posts?

-Annette.


A man with a shovel sticking out of his head?

-Doug.


A man with a wooden head?

-Edward.


A man with THREE wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.


...those are just off the top of my head... don't ask me to think about it, or I'll give you a ton of 'em!

 

[VWAddict]

What do you call a girl who sets fire to I.O.U's?

Bernadette.

 

[sniffy_smiffy]

A man with a shovel sticking out of his head?

-Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel sticking out of his head

- Douglas

Lol VWAddict
Man in a paper suit - Russel :thumbsup:

 

[Watty]

What do you a Russian knife thrower?

Bloodynear Chopmeheadoff

A Russian Prostitute?

Onya Backyoubitch

 

[sniffy_smiffy]

What do you call a
"Yugoslavian Prostitute"

Sloba downmycockyoubitch

 

[IN-A3]

What do you call:-

A man thats been dead for a hundred years?

Pete

A lady laying on top of a house?

Ruth


A lady standing at the back of the house?

Patty O'doors

 

[new to audi...]

A deer with no eyes?

No idea...

A deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea...

A deer with no eyes and no legs that's been shot?

Still no ****** idea!

 

[220coupe]

What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockov.

 

[mtwallet28]

what do you call 2 scottish gay men?
ben doon & phill mcavity

 

[new to audi...]

A man with no arms or legs who can still swim the Channel?

Clever ****!