1976 Opel Ascona 1.9SR Mk 2 (bought after leaving university and starting work, eight years old, dropping to bits, close to death but who doesn't love thier first car?)
1977 Ford Fiesta 1.1S Mk 1 (Impulse buy as it was a hot summer and it had a sun roof, total mistake, only kept it three months)
1982 Vauxhall Astra 1.3GL Mk 1 (first non-banger, pretty decent car)
1983 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6L Mk 2 (dreary and dull)
1987 Vauxhall Nova 1.3SR (long before it became the chav's favourite, a good little pocket rocket)
1989 Vauxhall Astra 1.3L Mk 2 (slow, heavy for its size and nothing like as good as the Mk 1)
1990 Austin Rover Montego 2.0 GSi Automatic (big engine, high spec, bought on impulse due to low price - soon found out why)
1992 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.8L Mk 3 Automatic (return to safe ground, decent all-rounder, best thing was my boss's company car was only a 1.6L
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1993 Vauxhall Cavalier 2.5 V6 Mk 3 Automatic (total sleeper, lovely engine, kept it four years, loved it)
1998 Vauxhall Vectra 2.5CDX Mk 1 Automatic (same lovely engine, but the rest was every bit as bad as Clarkson said; top spec but you can't polish a ****)
1999 B5 Audi A4 1.8 Automatic (first Audi was low spec, non turbo 1.8, best I could afford)
1999 B5 Audi A4 2.8 Quattro Sport Automatic (had a hard life before I got it and it showed; but a great drive)
2003 B6 Audi A4 2.4SE Multitronic (smooth, silky, nice-natured car, but CVT started to show signs it was ready to give up)
2007 B7 Audi A4 3.0TDi Quattro SE Automatic (first and only diesel, hugely respected it but never quite loved it)
2015 B8.5 Audi S4 Black Edition (first ever new car and finally the car I'd always promised myself. Six years from new so far and can't think if any car thaI can afford that I would change it for. This could still be with me when it's ten years old.