Special Valentines day Joke

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for
him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of
his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
room.
Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating, and you
were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of
my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
beside him.
The husband continued.
"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for twenty
years?"
"I remember that, too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have been
out today.


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PMSL - Very good........

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Look BP, this just isn't the place to post your jokes, when will you ever learn. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
 
I'm sorry TDi... just don't seem to be able help myself... I think I need to visit Post Whoring's annonomous... you just know their number, can you pass it on?

"Hello, I'm BravePilot and I'm a post whore"
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Very good whores. I am flat out at work so am losing out on precious whoring opportunities.

I am also trying to think of interesting topics to keep JPO happy.

Will keep thinking, but it makes my head hurt.

Rob
 
Cheers TDi... see you there... anyone else from here attend? NSD? Maybe he's not going on holiday, but to a home for post whorers? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
Thanks Rob, but i think i have moved from being a common post whore,

more like an up-market post-**** now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif

JoJo and NSD are keeping quite.

Good luck with the new topics. Nice sticker by the way.
 

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