A joke

[Naresh]

You all have PMs. The webpages look like my daughter did it. Cool... I have only ever done web pages for lynx before.

If you are very very badly behaved you might want to ask me for the single party guy page address.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sun.bmp

 

[Just Plain Old]

The Pimp............. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Here it is.............

At the crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone.

As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones, he noticed the rescue team.

"Thank God", he cried out in relief. "I am saved!"

The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his comrades.

The survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame. "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?"

The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but my God man, your plane only went down yesterday!"

 

[CJ A4]

Getting better JPO! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif

 

[bravepilot]

Ha ha haa, that would be me if my plane went down!!! Brilliant JPO!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

 

[ajmackie]

I think JPO is just post whoring /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

 

[audi5e]

He can post whore all he likes if he posts decent jokes like that...

 

[imported_disley]

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[Just Plain Old]

Thank you guys, apart from pimp, I can almost feel the lurrrrrrve. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[TDI-line]

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Thank you guys, apart from pimp, I can almost feel the lurrrrrrve. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Look, another classic line. JPO should do stand up. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif