A cruise ship going through some rough waters.............

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A cruise ship going through some rough waters, ended up sinking just
off the coast of a small deserted island. There were only three survivors
- two men and a woman.

The three lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men
and women.

After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad
about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so
bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic, but the two guys managed to get through it and, after
a while, nature once more took it's inevitable course.

Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely
horrible about what they were doing.

So..............................

























.......................... they buried her.
 
Top joke. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
 
Class joke reminds me of a Chubby Brown joke....

Two old men in a bar and they get chatting...

"I got lucky last night walking home from the pub. I looked over the bridge and saw a beautiful woman tied to the rail tracks. So I jumped over the fence, ran down the embankment and untied her before the next train came along."

"So what did you do then?"

"Well I took her home and had the best sex of my life, done it all different ways with her, front ways, back ways, normal, upsidedown every which way possible"

"Jeez, did you get a blow job?"










"No I couldn't find the head!"