The Train

[rickparmar]

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son
> playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train
> stop and her son saying, "All of you b8st8rds who want off, get the
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif
> off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b8st8rds who are
getting
on,
> get the fcukk on, cause we're going down the tracks". The horrified
mother
> went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this
house.
> Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When
you
> come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice
language.
> "Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with
> his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All
> passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all
of
> your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today
and
hope
> your trip was a pleasant one. "She hears the little boy continue, "For
those
> of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage
under
your
> seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will
have a
> pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. "As the mother began to
smile,
> the child added.......... "For those of you who are /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif off about
the
TWO
> HOUR delay, please see the fat cu2t in the kitchen."

 

[S4_dan]

Quality!