3 guys talking in the pub.
1st guy says "My wife's away on holiday and she wants a car, and she can't even drive!"
2nd guy says "My wife's away on holiday and she wants a swimming pool, and she can't even swim!"
3rd guy says "My wife's away on holiday and she wants 100 condoms, and she not even got a c*ck!!!!"
1st guy says "My wife's away on holiday and she wants a car, and she can't even drive!"
2nd guy says "My wife's away on holiday and she wants a swimming pool, and she can't even swim!"
3rd guy says "My wife's away on holiday and she wants 100 condoms, and she not even got a c*ck!!!!"