I'm not sure if it was your intention but that makes me sound like a gullible **** who's been taken in by some glossy adverts?
Either way I'm not bothered, I've driven literally 100s of cars and made my decision based purely on what I wanted and what we were willing to spend.
FWIW I was originally interested in a BiTdi Allroad but decided it was too big, the SQ5 hit the sweet spot.
Not sure what you've got but if you've bought a 2.9 RS4 thinking it has a Porsche engine you've been taken in by the wrong adverts