Amazing Way Of Getting Xtra Power... Tried and Tested

its a copy of a post on another forum I saw it years ago!
 
Well i'm dying to know, did it work?
I've got some building sand left over from a earlier DIY job, i could fill up my dyson, swap the wires on the motor round and blow it directly into my throttle body! Mines non turbo so i should be fine!
 
No one seemed to click onto the fact that his mate worked on Hondas so thought this was alright, Id have questioned the whole thing not just if it didnt work on VAG lol

Obviously a pisstake tho, funny stuff
 
this has to be a joke , i've never heard something so stupid.
 
U might as well put pebbles in, im sure it will clean it more and make wonderful noises